Su Li

I hate making decisions.

[Private to Susan, Wayne, Zach and Ernie]

My manager invited me over for dinner last night. It was wonderful, we had chicken, his wife is a very good cook. I baked them a cake. It was chocolate. We discussed business.

I’ve been given the opportunity to go on tour with the Weird Sisters. I mean, I’d be the opening act and most people wouldn’t be coming just to see me, some of them probably wont even know my name at first, but it would be really good for my career. I think its wonderful.

I’d be alone, well, not alone, but with strangers I wouldn’t be home. And I love it here. Well, I mean, I’d be here sometimes. And I definitely wouldn’t miss the wedding. I wouldn’t miss the wedding even if you hired a hungry pack of werewolves that were trained specifically to eat little Asian girls named Su Li. But, I don’t know.

I think its wonderful.

Maybe I shouldn’t go.


[Private to self]

I should be really excited. Hell, I AM really excited. But what if something happens while I’m gone? What if there is another attack and my friends die. Who is going to make Wayne leave his flat once in a while? Who is going to take care of Zach the day after the moon? Who is going to make Susan from getting scared and running away before the wedding? Who is going to make sure that Ernie doesn’t work himself to death? What if something happens to me?

But at the same time, should I really just not go? It’s the best chance of my life. Right?

ERNIE? SUSAN? ZACH? SVEN? TERRY? ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

I really hope you're okay.

My wand got broken.

The girl I was with was from Russia. She died.

I haven't been so afraid since the train.

Please come visit me.

Its so nice outside today. I love it. I'm going to go lay in the garden.

Is it me or has Wendy Wandstroker been "only just of age" for the past couple of years?


I couldn't help it, but Justin and Terry had me thinking about personal ads so I thought I would check them out.

[Zach]

Are you feeling okay today? Is there anything I can do for you other than bring you cookies?

This might sound a little egotistic, but hearing myself on the wireless never gets old, even if its only weird hours of the day!

Oh! Hey! Susan! New kid living in the house! What would you like to eat today?

[Private to Wayne]
Hi! What are you doing?

[Private to Zach]
Hey! What kind of cookies would you like me to bring you after the moon?

[Hexed to Friends of Su (minus Wayne)]

WAYNE FINALLY ASKED ME OUT! I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD EVER GET AROUND TO DOING THAT!

OH MY GOD, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?

[ -failed- hex to Susan]

Susie and Ernie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g! First comes love, then comes marriage then come a baby in a baby carriage!

SUSAN! How could you possibly snog Ernie and not tell me?! And why is it that I am the only person on the planet not getting snogged?! Even you and Ernie are snogging each other!

So. Tell me everything. Do you liiiike him?

SU LI IS BORED!

On a much happier note, look how cute Zacharias Bartholomew Smith's nails are!

Su- A-okay, resting at St. Mungo's.
Ernie- fine, HE SHOULD BE SLEEPING.
Susan- Healing at St. Mungo's (people should visit her, bring dark chocolate)
Zack- fine, with pretty fingernails.
Terry - ??? St. Mungo's, condition unknown
Michael- ???
Anthony- ??? St. Mungo's, condition unknown
Wayne- ???
Morag- ???
Stephen- ??? safely at home.

Seriously, is everyone okay... or as okay as possible considering?

[Private to Ernie and Susan]

You guys don't think I'm dumb, do you?

I'M BORED!

the stars are nice though.

I wish I could go swimming.

I missed the tower and all of its silly questions.

I'M FEELING ENERGETIC, LETS GO DANCING RIGHT NOW! WE ALL NEED A BREAK FROM STUDYING RIGHT NOW ANYWAY!

PLEASE?!

I'LL GO BY MYSELF THEN!

ATTENTION: Ernie Macmillan would rather spend the night studying for his NEWTs than go out with his best friend and snog pretty girls!

I am so bored!




Also, anyone want to hire a talented and attractive female singer for any sort of event should seriously owl me! Its been too long since I've had an audience.

I love strawberry ice cream!

I read Witch Weekly and now I really want to go shoe shopping tomorrow. Any one want to accompany me?

I think we should have a party. I haven't thought of a reason, but a party would be fun!

Everyone in the Alley is so nervous after dark, its really not so bad if you keep your wand out. You could always aparate away at the first sign of trouble.

However, the Cafe has been getting a lot of business because of the regular cast of seers we keep around here. Its been great. I don't believe in it, but its fun to watch.